Let’s skip the small talk. Actually, let’s skip all talk.
This shirt says what your face has been screaming since Monday: “Please don’t.” Whether you’re dodging coworkers, strangers, or that one friend who always wants to “chat real quick,” this tee is your passive-aggressive bestie. Clean. Bold. To the point. Just like your tolerance level.
Perfect for:
Grocery store runs
Office meetings you didn’t agree to
Public transportation survival mode
Literally every Monday
Style tip: Pairs well with sunglasses and AirPods you’re not actually using.
