About Us

At Straight-Up Tees, we like to tell it how it is. Our shirts speak fluent sarcasm, fluent introvert, and fluent “Don't Piss Me Off.” Designed for the bold, the blunt, and the ones who mean exactly what they say, we keep it simple, sharp, and straight to the point—it's literally written in black and white.

Whether you’re socially selective, professionally petty, or just trying to mind your business in peace, we’ve got a tee for that.

So go ahead. Say it with your chest.