For the socially drained, the vibe-checkers, and the masters of the Irish goodbye... this tee says what your face already screamed. Perfect for popping in, dipping out, and avoiding small talk at all costs.
Clean, bold back print so you can make a statement without opening your mouth
Soft, breathable cotton blend with just enough stretch for tactical exits
Unisex fit that flatters introverts and escape artists alike
Because presence is optional, but style is not
Sometimes showing up is enough. This shirt handles the rest.
